10 . I love to eat too much.
09. I’ve fallen and I really can’t get up.
08. I’m too broke to buy new clothes.
07. I breathe like Darth Vader climbing up the stairs.
06. I can’t see or tie my shoe laces.
05. My only friends are Chandler, Rachel, Joey, Monica, and Ross.
04. My dog does better Kata than I do.
03. My 3 year old niece keeps beating me up.
02. Yelling at bad drivers is not enough stress relief.
01. There is no such thing as diet Sushi.
